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Mommy says, "I've got a crick in my neck".

Maddox says,"you've got a cricket in your neck? Why? Did it bite you?".

July 18, 2011

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Daycare says, "do you have any pets"?

Maddox says, "We have bugs under our rug".

January 10, 2012

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Dada says, "shoo fly, don't bother me".

Maddox says, "I gonna bodder you".

June 26, 2011

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Dada says, "Maddox, what do you think of Ava"?

Maddox says, "Good. Momma, did she break your belly"?

May 15, 2012

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"It's time to start cleaning up", says the Sunday School teacher.

Maddox says, "I go to timeout now".

July 3, 2011

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